In this episode your favorite crew discusses:

- When it’s appropriate for child protective services to come into a home and whether or not a small drug habit necessitates this

- The cost of education and how to prepare your children for that

- When its acceptable to begin dating your buddies ex-wife

- What do do when your child throws a tantrum in a restaurant.

- The right Candidate for your family

- Also B gives a lesson on conception and life that will leave you all dumber after listening, Rose raises the bar on the price of breast milk, and J. Matt wants to know if you can divorce your wife over thermostat wars and win custody of the children.

All that and more, tune in!