It's time for a good old-fashioned detective story. It's film noir, and that means one thing. That means...we have not watched a lot of film noir. But we will pretend to have done so. You'll love it.

It's got everything: a detective with a comma, a tilde and an oregano in his name. A beautiful dame, former runner up in the Junior Miss What Is Your Face competition. A murdered husband, rich enough to have commissioned a statue of a golden ice cube. It also features a death scene so long, you just can't believe it.

And it's all brought to you by...products. We honestly can't remember even one of them. Except for living overalls that talk. Horrible. Horrible.

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