Ethan and John discuss the tragic school shooting that took place in our community this week. The bodies aren’t even cold and already this has turned into a “national conversation” and for once, Ethan and John are in agreement: Everyone from outside South Florida should just STFU.  And of course we’ve got 4chan trolls, fake news about the shooter’s ties to the alt-right (or is it the alt-left?) and Russian bots taking advantage of the tragedy and try to whip Americans into a frenzy over the Second Amendment (Newsflash, Russia: We’re way better at whipping ourselves into a frenzy than you are.)  Then- speaking of Russia- It’s Mueller Time, Part II!  We discuss Mueller’s indictment of the Russkies, and also, an agorist Russian bitcoin mining plot. Then, speaking of foreigners, it’s immigration reform- not! Trump says no to everything he ever wanted in an immigration bill… is he just an idiot or is he playing 14-dimensional chess again? Plus, we tell you why Dank Recovery Memes are truly dank, and we’ve got a Valentine’s Day-themed Big List, a CNN-themed #CuckOfTheWeek, and a racism-themed #ConspiracyFriday, all right here, right now on #meanAndSober!

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