Elden Ring? More like ELDER Ring, as Paul and Moses will surely be old and grey by the time they’re done playing and discussing Fromsoft’s opus.

We then trace Moses’ love of trees back to his very childhood, wherein he and his friend quested across loam and branch alike, in search of what lay beneath. Next we explore the antithesis of a tree, namely a bipedal nuclear weapons-equipped tank called… Sahelanthropus? No… it can’t be!

Paul then reveals that the un-dudening is now complete, as Jeff Gerstmann has quit Giant Bomb. A brief tribute follows.

Speaking of bombs and other weapons, next Paul presents Moses with the ultimate time-honored question involving armaments and martial combat. We take a brief look into the future before we make this week’s game, so listen in!