Luke Likes 'Not Allowed'

Not allowed, not allowed. You may not. You may not. You are not allowed to do that. Usually you may, you may. But sometimes you may not. Well, not your lucky day. Not your lucky day.

So, do you mind? Is it okay? I was wondering. Do you mind? Is it okay? I was wondering. I was wondering.

Do you mind if I change seats? Do you mind if I change seats?Hmm. Forget it. Forget it.

And is it okay if I look at the dessert menu? At the dessert menu? Nope. Nope. Not today, my friend.

So, I was wondering, I was wondering if I could get a drink before ordering, before ordering food? Not in a million years. No.

Well, that's not going very well. That's not going very well.Alright, but I don't give up. I don't give up. I don't quit. I don't stop. I don't give up. I don't give up.

So, do you mind? Is it okay? I was wondering.

Do you mind if I have a few extra napkins, please? Please, please, please? Yeah, I do mind. No can do. No can do. It's not going to happen.

Hey, I was wondering, I was wondering if I could change my order? No way.

Hey, do you mind if I get a table by the window? If I get a table by the window? Well, in your dreams, not today.

Hey, is it okay if I take a photo of this wonderful dish? Are you kidding? Not allowed. Not allowed.

Oh, I was wondering if I could get some water, please? You may not.

Do you mind if I switch this dish, please? No way. No way.

Hey, is it okay if I get an extra chair for my child, please? Get an extra, extra chair? You may not. You may not.

I was wondering if I could split the bill, please. Not allowed.

I was wondering if you could turn down the music just a little bit? Oh, forget it. Forget it. You're welcome.

Do you mind if I get a Wi-Fi password? Yes, I do. No chance here. No chance.

Well, it is a tough, tough day. A very tough day. Must be Friday 13th for me. Must be that. But not giving up. I am not giving up. I am so hungry.

So, do you mind? Is it okay? I was wondering.

Do you mind if I change my order here, change my order?You must be joking. Of course, you must be joking.

And is it okay if I add a salad to my meal? Certainly not okay. Certainly not okay. Not allowed.

I was wondering if I could get my meal without salt, please?No can do. No, no, no, no.

And do you mind if I get some extra butter? Yes, I do mind.

And I was wondering if I could use, if I could use the restroom, please. You wish. You wish. So, no can do.

And is it okay if I bring my bottle of wine? Oh, that's a no-no. That's a no-no.

Is it okay if I get that for takeout, for takeaway, takeout?Nope.

Excuse me, but I was wondering if I could get a smaller portion, please, a smaller one? Well, no way, no way.

And is it okay if I take the menu with me? No chance, no chance.

Do you mind if I get some more bread, please? Oh, forget it.

Oh, and is it okay if I get a refill, refill on my drink, please. refill? Not today, my friend.

I was wondering if we could move to another table, move to another table? Well, I don't think so. I don't think so.

Well, that must be the worst restaurant ever. And my worst day at the restaurant. But I'm so, so hungry. I'm so hungry. I am just hoping the food is good. The food is good, at least.

So maybe just one more question, one more question. Do you mind? It is okay, I was wondering.

Do you mind if I pay cash? The credit card? I was wondering if I could leave a big tip?

It is okay, I was wondering. Do you mind?

Well, of course you can. Of course you may, you may. Of course you may. Yeah, I thought so, I thought so.

This one is always, always allowed. You're so welcome.

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!

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