Today on the CAP, everything is a distraction from everything else as we’re conditioned to move from one shiny object to another, in a never-ending cascade of misery, as we suddenly remember, oh yeah, there’s a pandemic and I don’t have a job and where’s my money coming from, but at least I get to smash stuff and burn and get that new TV I wanted to buy, with no money, because of the pandemic. All this and more today, on the CAP.