***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Post-Its and his booger museum; Running into ex-girlfriends who’ve lost their mind and questioning his own sanity for ever having copulating with them; Cheesy pop songs promising castles in the sky that nobody actually really wants; The colossal entertainment value contained in the mere sound of him typing on his keyboard; Old men with hairy ears and bushy eyebrows; Being so gender fluid that you turn into a puddle; Core Chat as spiritual fluffers, and their duty of getting the consciousness fully erect for the show; The harrowing task of training concubines in barns (and then marrying them); Falling far short AGAIN of his promise to devote 80% of the show to his bodily functions, despite bullying ‘Merica Fuck Yeah into counting a wimpy-ass belch that can barely be heard

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Maintains there’s a magic to his madness; Gets caught in a love triangle with a mug of overly-confident coffee and a wholesome cup of unassuming tea (it doesn’t go well - what love triangles do?); Spontaneously comes up with a case number for the Notice of Non-Adherence levied against him by The Podcast Board (tune in to witness the sheer, in-the-moment genius); Insists milk-fat globs taste like tires, even though he has no idea what tires actually taste like; Deeply moves his audience by revealing intimate details about the powerful feelings he has for his reading glasses (be sure to listen with tissues nearby); Gets into an argument with Shakespeare, who turns out to be a jerk, but not a bigger jerk than International, who insists Shakespeare wrote plays about smelly turds, which he didn’t; Searches his spam folder for the woke memo that informed the entire planet it’s not okay to be funny anymore (apparently, he missed it)

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***