Welcome to "No Mames Monday Madness," where we dive into the most absurd and jaw-dropping headlines of the week. Today's segment kicks off with a shocking incident as gunfire rains down from the top of an apartment complex, leaving residents on edge and authorities scrambling for answers. But that's not all – imagine stumbling upon a staggering $135,000 lying unattended near an ATM. What would you do? Join us as we explore these bizarre and thought-provoking scenarios, inviting you to ponder the unexpected twists of fate that define our Mondays.