Catman struts, Scat Cat scats, and somebody brings up MC Pee Pants before the mic is even on! From there it’s a whirlwind of Ultra-Humanite brain swaps, Hitler’s head in a jar, and a mini-series that might just be the Watchmen of the Justice Society!

New Frontier, Iron Munroe, and the endless question: which Garth are we talking about this time?

Tom once again dons the Quizmaster cape, forcing Ben and Gregory to wrestle with the secret identities of:

• Thomas Tresser (cross-dresser? not quite)!
• Tolano, the Batman of Planet X (yes, the Zurr-En-Arr one)!
• Tina Wezzo (try Phantom Girl, not Tommy Wiseau)!
• Todd Rice (turns out Obsidian isn’t just a rock)!
• Tora Olafsdotter (a.k.a. Ice Ice Baby)!
• Travis Morgan (Warlord! not Lady Cop, sadly)!
• Tula the Aquagirl (with bonus walrus trivia: Tusky lives)!
• Val Armorr (wax on, wax off, Karate Kid)!
• Van-Z (the original Nightwing, with Superman’s identical cousin drama)!
• Vic Sage (the Question, in Hub City no less)!
• Victor Fries (or Zero, or Schwarzenegger, or all of the above)!
• Victor Stone (Cyborg, Cyberion, and maybe the seventh Metal Man)!
• Vril Dox (Brainiac, Brainiac 2, Brainiac 13, Pulsar Stargrave, Indigo… somebody call Mojo Jojo to sort this out)!

Along the way:

• Nicholas Cage as Egghead
• Steve Martin as King Tut
• Word association with Banacek
• And an impromptu horse-name lightning round (Tusky, Winged Justice, Stridor, Night Stalker, Chuck D. Head)!

It’s part nine of the most overcomplicated DC Comics trivia showdown ever — where the points are fake and the Brainiacs are numbered weird!