5DL Episode 039: Just Conversatin’ 2- “Touch My Chest” 

The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim 

Liner Notes by Reginald 

Side- A 

Oh good. Another episode about nothing.

Binky? As in a pacifier? 

Not MJ’s best. You sound like your parents. 

Obi Wan Kenobi- First current TV show the whole cast has watched. 

Jesus, quite a deep dive on Palpatine/Anakin. 

If I were to rate Obi Wan, I would rate it “A wet joint.” Your joint may be wet, but you still have a joint.

If I were to rate Thor Love & Thunder, I would rate it “Cherry Flavored Vape Pen.” You know, something you see tweens sucking on. 

If I were to rate the new Matrix movie, I would rate it “Cigar box weed.” You really should have known better. 

If I were to rate Stranger Things, I would rate it “Blue Dream out of a Bong.” It’s what you want. Music is life. 

If I were to rate For All Mankind, I would rate it “A Jack on the Rocks.” Nostalgic and familiar. Tomorrow you will wish you had spent your time differently. 

If I were to rate The Man From Toronto, I would rate it “Pre Rolled Mac N Jelly.” You just laugh and feel comfy. 

Kevin Smith put $25K on credit cards to make Clerks. 

You guys butchered the description of Jersey Girl and you got almost all of what you were describing around it wrong. It’s a really good movie. Check it out on Starz now. 

If I was to rate Barry, I would rate it “Jack Herer in a vape pen.” It’s a quick hit that is smart and funny. Creative and different. 

Wedding Crasher 

Broken Bells – Good Luck

 B-Side

 This whole episode feels like it has been a B-Side. 

MJ just stole the episode title from Chuck. 

We seriously need music for “Tim’s Tainted Experience” 

This conversation is disgusting. 

6 to Noon 

MJ’s Realization 

Fuck you guys. Seriously, fuck you. Treating me like I am Bruce Willis in the 6th Sense. I am here! You’re pissing me off. This is some bullshit. You are making fun of the liner notes you asked me to write. Dick. 

MJ with a live drop from Just Friends.

“You’ve developed a character.” Chuck is also a dick. 

The Long Con is they are convincing people I am not real. 

Lovesac 

Brian Jamestown Massacre- Anemone