5DL Episode 052: The 5th Dimension Lounge- The Time Suck Heist

The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim

Liner Notes by Reginald

Side-A

That feels like a lot of wins for Tim. 5% is completely fair.

I feel like MJ still owes Chuck half a joint.

Glorious Cannabis? Shit, I am going to start gambling with Chuck more.

Left over old joints was the 1st option, no joints was option 2. So, no joint from Tim.

Cannabis Growing Contest Result----BIG WINNER IS DUKE!

But let’s be honest, we all get to smoke weed we grew. We are all winners.

Oh shit, new winner: THE DUCHESS!!!

Honestly, watching Tim judge the Weed Contest was incredible. He really knows his shit.

Oh man, MJ did not see this phone call coming.

Phone-A-Friend: Best Friend Liz

Time for Liz to redeem herself!

Damn Liz. That was a boring ass interview, Liz. You instead redeemed MJ. Sorry not sorry.

Phone-A-Friend: Micah from THE Swinger Party

The 5th Dimension Lounge: The Time Suck Heist

Who in the fuck shows up to a swinger party on accident?

Oh my god, this interview is as long as Liz’s. What the fuck is this show turning in to?

A broken dick story? Is this Tim’s emergency contact?

These interviews need to get shorter. Those were ridiculous.

Finally, the Brad Pitt Last Man Alive debate is over.

I wish during this brief history of the show, someone would explain my part.

Gift idea for the Dungeon Master

Pineapple Tart

Oh Shit! Another Rope-A-Dope! Tara is on the podcast with another Phone-A-Friend!

Tim straightened right up and got appropriate! He is like another guy.

Wait! WHAT???? Why is this interview so short?!? Did those other ones eat up too much time? WTF?

Oh man, that was a long con? Well played…..well played indeed.

Now forever known as the Tara Heist.

B-Side

MJ’s 5DL Wicked Pita Chips coming soon.

Chuck’s Command Words were first revealed way back in episode 018: Winn Ah Bay Go. Trust me when I say, it is worth listening to that B-Side.

In order for typical Command Words to work, they have to be spoken in order without breaking the rhythm.

I don’t know how I feel about that.

Thaco Thursday

Another Phone-A-Friend?!?!? And it’s Britney Spears! Incredible. Would have been more impressive if she had announced she was pregnant.

Dear Lizards,

Thanks for all your support. The 5th Dimension Lounge will re-open after renovations. We hope to be back in January of 2023.