this episode pissed me off so much. editing this made me want to kill myself. anyways...zoe and i discuss our top 10 movies. precious the cat has a fucking vendetta against me. twitter friends will be delighted to hear nick join us for the last 3 minutes to talk about how many times ed norton played a retarded guy in movies. audio here is not great, i honestly have no idea why i can't get it right but maybe we will get a mixer soon idk.

it's honestly amazing i'm typing this given how stonedi am rn. we've been off for 3 weeks because idk, we were. anyway in this ep we talk about how i was on tv and there's a surprise reveal. zoe has a cool new job, and david schwimmer from friends does sexual harassment videos now.

after 2 weeks off due to bullshit obligations, zoe and i are back with a vengeance. and by vengeance i mean a nasty attitude. it's time to have fun at the expense of others. some highlights include, church sucks, work sucks, and the bonus advice of "don't explain your joke immediately after you make the joke". regularly scheduled sweetness, kindness, and virginity will resume next time.

zoe and i talk about growing up poor and what our relationship with money/class is at our big age. going absolutely freaking joker mode, stunting on haters, etc. white trash girl solidarity

in this episode we discuss anime. if you hear either of us make a mistake or misremember something, please feel free to not reach out and correct me. i don't care. you may notice the audio quality is just inching toward bearable with this being the best one yet (not saying much). i worked all night and rushed through editing this so if i left anything racist in there, my bad--don't blame zoe.

this is episode 2. here we talk about some books we read. there is a distinct shift where you can tell we're getting tired of talking. inb4 "omg your audio quality sucks" it's better than last time man, what do you want from me. the day we recorded this, i was sad and made zoe and her husband pretend to fight in front of me

this is our first episode after multiple failed attempts. i really don't care if anyone likes it tbh. in this episode we discuss our spotify wrapped, play DILF or no DILF, zoe says Elliot Smith was murdered, and i accuse her of shoplifting. also i paused the recorder for 2 minutes in the middle and i don't care