Once our consciousness is uploaded to the cloud, what will we use our virtual brooms to e-swat off our digital porches? Raccoons. This week, we show you how that bandit-masked dream is becoming a reality.

Written By John Harris

Featuring Melinda Taub and Nate Maggio

Edited By Matt Klinman

Music by Henry Carter and Cyrus Ghahremani

Mixed By Cyrus Ghahremani

Art Design by Kyle Kirkup and Nate Maggio

Created by John Harris and Matt Klinman

Produced by Funny or Die News [Nate Dern, John Harris, Melinda Taub, Matt Klinman]