This Week's Fad Diet - seeds, tree resin, and pine needles - and NO CHEAT DAYS! Unless you want your mumification process to take more than ten years. This crazy strict diet used to be all the rage with Buddhist monks practicing Sokushinbutsu, but the goal wasn't a five step weight loss program. Oh no, this process was meant to shrink your organs to raisins and preserve your living corpse. Better still - No Artificial Preservatives!

Fair warning: the first 7 and a half minutes of this episode feature an unfortunate porn of events.