This time we unlearn what we learned from the 2014 Russell Crowe movie and dig into the real story of Noah. We've got arks, we've got floods, we've got weird incest. We celebrate Pride and protests for civil rights by digging into some more Biblical justifications for racism - and why they're bullshit.

PLUS: Our bonus segment this week centers around the civilizations that spring up from Noah's sons (allegedly). What is the "Ashkenazi" of "Ashkenazi Jews"?

Holy Spirit: Cherry Vodka