Live audio from the world's first lawsuit against the entire nation of England, a dip into the pool of medieval torture and peasant-times as well as a review of the history of this godforsaken, albeit lovely, country.

The prosecution appeals to the powers that be; we move to initiate the immediate outlaw of jellied eels, punishable by death.

Next week's theme is 'your mother's garments' . Failure to arrive in appropriate attire will result in drawing-and -quartering.

Kissies!

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