In this episode we’ll crush your dreams with tales of people who almost got to have a nice relaxing retirement...almost. Phoebe tells us about pirates on the Arabian Sea (and how they’re really no rinky-dink operation)! And Ashley tells us an infuriating story about an Amtrak employee who just wouldn’t stay fired.

Intro music: "Airplane, Seat Belt Beep, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org