The Mystic Rectangle... Covering my tits with two Cheez-its... Eating straight onions... Nicolas Cage = Asshole... High pothead priorities... Therapists counsel you, friends console you... Y'all are my Lovely Listeners... No Ranch?? 'Call the coast guard!!"... When they don't know H-Mart... I love you or I hate you... Porn is a FUCKING sport... Don't get mad, get sad, get mad... Burn them with negative energy...