What happens when a church in Texas puts on an illegal production of Hamilton in which the lead character learns to give his life to Jesus? Well, if it's followed by a homophobic sermon, the answer is "It goes viral and then they get hit with a big fat lawsuit." Dan and Ryan contemplate the logic that must have gone into this decision, and then everyone has to sit through a very awkward altar call. They don't call it "Scamilton" for nothing.