This week on Addison Stinks at Fantasy Football, prepare yourselves for a draft unlike any other! Our perennial fantasy football failure, Addison, throws out the rulebook and dives headfirst into the Old Testament for his latest team-building strategy. That's right, he's drafting biblical characters to form a gridiron powerhouse (or, more likely, a holy mess).

Will Goliath's size translate to an unstoppable offensive lineman? Can Samson's strength be harnessed for a dominant pass rush? And what about Moses' leadership – will it be enough to guide this motley crew to victory? Join us as we dissect Addison's questionable picks, predict the on-field (and off-field) drama, and ponder whether even divine intervention can save his fantasy season.