This week's episode is brought to you by Hochstadter's Slow & Low Rock & Rye Whiskey (according to Bernnie, not according to Hochstader's). This week, we explore the bowels of Wish.com, Bernnie introduces us to his alter ego "Backpack" (or, alternatively: "Kickstand"), we take a deep dive into the Soy Sauce People, and finally, the right Hon. Rev. Dr. Bernnie closes us out with a holiday sermon. Take a trip to your local whiskey establishment (which is next to the rug store), get yourself a bottle of Hochstadter's Slow & Low Rock & Rye, and enjoy.