Big phones for deep pockets. A weird looking Apple Watch that might not be released: https://twitter.com/pretzelcharles/status/1040025245065728000 Also, AirPods conspiracies, AirPower, no freaking iPad Pro, and a little discord about Discord, on a broken Discord call.

This week's episode is early cause if we record it right after the Apple event, it'll make for a better podcast, right? Maybe not.