Rain fell upon the rustic windows in Billy's first new home fixture of the season. Ever signed Messi on Fifa for your local team? Does Grealish NEED to move? Have Chelsea just completed the window of the decade? and does Owen Hargreaves know what a dancefloor is? Of course, Yorkshire Tea is sipped and the best biscuit in the world is dipped in the most jam-packed episode yet. Warning: contains more naughty words than usual.