July 01, 2023

6-Work it Out | 2 Thessalonians 3:6-18

53 minutes

Top 10 excuses for not showing up to work:

“If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all my guns today.”

“I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?”

“When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it.”

“I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy but I know we have that deadline to meet, so if you really want me to come in ...”

“I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the pharmacy.”

“The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled.”

“I’ve used up all my sick days … so I’d like to call in dead.”

“My stepmother has come back as one of the un-dead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.”

“Constipation has made me a walking time bomb and I have to keep my back to an open window.”

And the number one excuse for not showing up to work: “Surfs’ Up!!”

As we come to the final section of Paul’s second epistle to the Thessalonians we find the apostle addressing one last important issue in the church: Those who were being idle!

Blessings,

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July 01, 2023

6-Work it Out | 2 Thessalonians 3:6-18

53 minutes

Top 10 excuses for not showing up to work:

“If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all my guns today.”