This week’s question: Why’s Halloween such a big deal?

This week’s quote: “I was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which may have led to my lifelong love of unwieldy costumes.”

SOLO PODCAST TIME! I talk real fast and get real frustrated. Listen in for the one key item missing from this year’s Halloween costume (hint: it’s a fishing vest), couples costume ideas, a spontaneous commercial for razors, and the very professional-sounding theme song for the hit fictional show “Everything is Raymond!”

Everything is Raymond

by Patrick World

Well everything is Raymond

Raymond’s everyone you meet

He could be in a Cadillac

Or sleeping in the street

Cuz everything is Raymond

He’s your husband, he’s your wife

He’s the patriarchal paradigm

That wrecks your so-called life

Well everything is Raymond

Raymond’s everything that be

Cuz everything is Raymond even me…

That’s cuz everything’s Raymond, Raymond!

That’s cuz everything’s Raymond, Raymond!