Joined by writer Carrie Shane, the moms go off on everything from swimming for charity to writing for the Wall Street Journal to marrying an absolute dickhead. Carrie opens up about her former toxic marriage and how it affected her friendships, children, and sense of self. Always glass half full, she kept writing and following her gut to eventual happiness. Karen's Worst Mom of the Week wants to punish women just because it's fun, and Kyle ends on a story about a young Irish lad who almost lost his penis to a spider.