This episode is full of things that it is full of. That's how you know it exists. Oh, we're sorry -- did we blow your mind? No? Hello? Wait, come back...

THE NIGHTLY NEWS: A sports player feeling himself in American waters? A jury deciding what milk should be excited about? A concert with Dan Dimwit and his Horny Mule? Turn your backgammon sets on low and listen to the news.

INVENTORS SYMPOSIUM: And then, it's the world of science, invention, and bologna-ists. Remote controls for your lunch, a dirty pouch of liniment, and underwater zebras. These are just some of the things...invented? And by whom? Well, Jeannie and Charlotte -- the craft ladies! And the Toy Inventors from episode 1! And Stephen & Mr. Welk! Get ready for that thing to happen where your eyes get really wet, I forget what it's called.

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