OP gets fed up with his friend-of-a-friend who takes on a new identity after living in Greece for two years. Then we have a very serious story about an obnoxious pregnant woman that is not done justice by its title (fortunately, Neo provides some comic relief in the middle). OP and her husband have royally screwed up parenting to the point where their daughter is reverse parent-trapping them. OP's boyfriend is roleplaying that he's on Survivor, and it's grossing her out big time.

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Intro/Outro Music is "Place on Fire" by Creo: freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo