Tommy DeVito is also not the guy 

Commanders lose to cooper rush, are the cowboys still alive. 

Daniel Jones fun fact of the week 

We all know giants release DJ. Well he’s now on the market and the team’s interested in him. Ravens / Vikings / Lions. 

Giants fans look away. 

So what I’m seeing here is. All I have to do to get deep into the playoffs. Join the giants. Do bad. Get traded to a good team, where you still pay me. Watch me go deep into the playoffs and maybe win a ring. While you rebuild. And you’re thinking to yourself ‘are you talking about Daniel jones or Saquon Barkley’ yes. Yes I am. 

49ers fans look away. 

Brock Purdy injury might be longer than a week. Goodbye 49ers. Brandon Allen sounds like a high school gym teacher 

Brock Purdy brings them to the ship last year, is getting paid 3 mil 

Brandon Allen will go on to lose every game and make 2 mil. Make it make sense. 

McCafrey may not score another time this year. The madden curse strikes again. 

255 yards 

2 TDs 

Averaging 10 yards a carry 

Mr.Automatic 1st down. 

Breaks shady McCoys record. 

He’s him. 

He’s just a chill guy who runs 200 yards a game. 

Sports bettors look away. 

Speaking of Mr automatic. 

Derrick Henry for the first time this season doesn’t score a TD 11/12 for Anytime scorer. 

Thanksgiving  Football 

Thanksgiving Massacre this Thursday. 

Lions will ravage the bears 

We have the toilet bowl for the last place fantasy teams but on prime time. Giants vs cowboys. Go the refs. Give us a tie. 

Then maybe a fun matchup 

Mash potato brain tua VS damaged nuggets Jordan love 

Bugatti Bets is BACK.