Episode 61: Is your dad sitting at the kitchen table making deck notes? Is the family dog eyeing your dad lazily from the kitchen floor? Is the murmur of Rick Williams’ voice from the living room TV slowly lulling you to either sleep or insanity? If you answered "yes" to all of these questions then you are Albert of the famed and celebrated podcast Don’t Be An Idiom. If you answered "no" to any of these questions then you are Ryan, god-king of that sonic universe earth-folk call "Don’t Be An Idiom". What’s that you say? There are “others” that one can be? Surely, you’ve been listening to Rick Williams’ murmurs for far too long. So whoever you are (of the two only choices), be sure to grab a BIG-OL' Sharpie and fill in that widow’s peak until the tax man forgets you. That’s it, you are now supreme. What else could one possibly ask for in this life…an egg in your beer?