***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

The cinematic history of grapefruit; Demonic gutter water - his favorite morning drink; Resolving to make no resolutions; An unhinged journalist’s Twitter meltdown that irrefutably proves human beings can’t stop attacking each other; Essential “Poof” training - the latest disaster drill that isn’t sweeping the nation (duck-and-cover fan? you’ll love this one!); The inalienable right of garden hoses to identify as male lesbians; The time Rodney King convinced International's fingers to get along and - unlike humanity - they actually did (big win!); Husbands who act like helpless infants (now that’s sexy! unfortunately, Slave-wife doesn’t agree); Understanding the key differences between ticking a box and dicking one (priceless information if you’re filling out a form, or if you’re Jack - his imaginary producer - whose wife is cheating on him with another man (hint: this time it’s not ‘ticked’)

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Has an other-worldly gift bestowed upon him by a quasi-legitimate deity who is a big fan of James Cagney; Wonders how sandwiches are made and where mayo comes from (if you’ve previously found International’s pointless meanderings insufferable, get ready to have your mind changed - next time, that is, because this one’s even more insufferable than the rest); Recounts the joys of relating to Slave-wife while in outer space; Threatens to fire his overpriced, imaginary therapist and outsource to Fivver; Confronts the world-famous Mr. Coffee about the brand-mascot’s presumptuous attitude, then suffers the assault of his noxious coffee-breath; Promises to keep his promise to devote 80% this podcast to his bodily functions, then doesn’t; Praises recording artist Nick Lowe’s songs and how his big-box stores are “Improving Home Improvement”

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***