We’re back in an alternate reality known as Rivervale! Where the D’s are replaced with V’s! In this episode we talk about Jughead being Shaggy, how we were born in the darkness, Dr. Curdle tells you you’re infertile, how to reverse a curse from crushing spiders, Elaine and Sam lose their minds over the sapling plan, the precious and necessary resource of maple syrup, immediate infertility tests, going up and down the produce aisle, Veronica’s new term: “make it.” And a surprise call from Keyona’s brother, Dalton.