This week’s question: Why are you a magnet for weirdos?

This week’s quote: “So now I’m two-hand choking this man.”

Hilarious, multifaceted and actual life-saving comedian Steph Tolev regales us with tales of the time a woman FELL FROM THE SKY and onto her body, her misadventures in wading pool supervising, and of course, Tinder. This lady has lived a life, and weirdos love her. You will too.

Oh, and I issue a call for us to smash the patriarchy. Do with that what you will. (Please smash it, though.)