Cold open sort of, right into some whistlin rapper.  Mike tries to make his "fetch" happen. Calorie talk. Science wit Sean. Hot sauce caution. Jackass only does dicks now. A tale from Kowloons. WAR MILK. Big Klit. Ass Master (the anti Big Klit). Immediate SBOTW Winner. Cumbusters/CSCUC. Question Mark Buy My Book Suit Guy. Get Money Quick Schemes/Seanybucks. Gaslighting the colorblind. We then do quite possibly the grossest choose your own ever.