Maybe we're joking about the pants, maybe we're not. This is a waist-up podcast only so you'll never know for sure.

• The Expanse: Osiris Reborn - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-expanse-gets-a-mass-effect-style-game/

Only one link for this week? You know what that means, we got distracted and went "off spreadsheet" again. You're welcome.