In this episode we talk about Cheryl randomly using a Magic 8 Ball, how nothing is ever played for laughs, Penelope vanishing yet again, Archie’s irresistible butthole, Betty not using her powers, genius product placement editing, KJ Apa letting loose, Veronica girlbossing her way through her business meeting, and how if Jason knew how to crimp better Polly wouldn’t have gotten pregnant.