In this episode we talk about how Juniper and Dagwood should not be shipped together, more evidence the Riverdale team listens to our podcast, how hair touching can be sexual, witchcraft being an allegory for lesbianism, Coop being denied an appearance on the show, the GHOST. TRAIN… how Percival is Dark Tom Hanks in the Polar Express, Betty’s power becoming shooting good vibes, and play a game of Jughead or Emo Band.