In this episode we drink blue Gatorade, discuss Jughead’s hat being canonically queer, Keyona being a writer on the show, Baby Anthony (aka Baby Tooth) being the heart and soul and spirit of Riverdale, Dialysis Girl and the Boring Twins, Dr. Drank, the logic of Veronica’s trauma powers, prisoner gogo dancing, and a game of how we would spend our Veronica Dollars.