We take a break from giving movies useless star ratings on Letterboxd to talk about the microphone-destroying charms of Howl's Moving Castle, the Big Fishification of Ed Wood, the Howardisian prose of First Man, the new Conjuring and Quiet Place flix, Bo Burnham's strange size scenarios, the primeral fears of Coherence, and Tucker's dark descent into Trekdom. You won't believe whose estrangled father makes an appearance!