Monica Carroll and Brandon Pires are above this week's title and the critics can't stop raising the roof.

As dictated by ancient custom: These are cold reads of comedy sketches by people who have never seen them before.

"Break Up" at 6:30

"Museum of Presidents" at 21:51

"Rob Zombie Inspection" at 35:15

"Pirates" at 46:15

Topics included bats in the attic, matching overalls, and some new/old Katlin grandad lore.

Big ups to Zack Norton for writing sketches with energy. It's dark, but it's energy!

Hosted by John Farrell, Thom Crowley, and Katlin McFee.