The Penny Men return to the barrel-busting quiz of destiny, and things get even weirder in the mid-90s French CGI jungle!

Gregory and Tom face off against Ben’s relentless Kong slideshow, trying to remember: is that a baby, a clone, or just Bluster with hair gel?

We get:

• Kong Fu vs. Kung Fu Kong (two names, same headache)

• Baby Donkey Kong becoming Baby Kong becoming… another Baby Kong

• Leo Luster, the Stefan Urkel of the Donkey Kong universe

• Kiddy “a.k.a. Dinky” Kong, Dixie's cousin/babysitting nightmare

• Tiny Kong, who shrinks, then grows up, then maybe shrinks again

• Lanky Kong, the gangly balloon-animal of the family

• Chunky Kong, who tragically drowns in a GBA remake (RIP, big guy)

• And Bink, the skeletal barrel-tossing minigame Kong that absolutely no one asked for

Along the way, the boys derail into Rude Dog and the Dweebs, Fraggle Rock, Mutt and Jeff’s violence juice, Sunset Boulevard, and the eternal mystery of what the “double trouble” in Dixie Kong’s Double Trouble was supposed to be!

Can you name that Kong? Or are you just here for Goblin Gate, Baby Kong jokes, and Urkel dance callbacks?