A dog shelter employee does the right thing by not giving a dog back to his neglectful owner. An unusually mild installment of Weddings Make People Crazy!™ where the asshole isn't the bride, the groom, or their family members. OP thinks he knows what's best for his wife, despite her very clearly telling him what she wants. Finally, OP gets way, way too invested in a budding relationship, leading him to act like his new girlfriend is betraying him for *checks notes* hanging out with a friend. 

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Intro/Outro Music is "Place on Fire" by Creo: freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo