Sarah and Maggie could easily write a hit country music song once they learn this fact. Plus a horrifying fact about building houses in the British Isles, and Mother Goose brings her best Jacks to the Jack Off game.

Timestamps for Funsies: 

Hey Bestie 1:47 - The Grackles are BACK

Fact 1: 5:07 - Country music songs are predictable

Jack off: 11:28 - It’s a Jack Off between Mother Goose’s favorite little Jacks

Fact 2: 14:30 - People in the British Isles were gross

Just the facts: 

Fact: One in five country music songs refer to alcohol, one in three to tears and one in seven to “mama”.

Fact 2: In the British Isles,[3][4] as well as in Northern Europe and North America,[5] the dried or mummified bodies of cats are frequently found concealed within structures and are believed to have been placed there to bring good luck or to protect the building and its occupants from harm.[6] 

Plus Jack Be Nimble and Little Jack Horner square off in the greatest Jack Off of all rhymes!!

So what do you think? Which Jack would you rather babysit? What would YOU put in your wall for good luck? And, would you listen to MOM IN A BROKE DOWN MINIVAN and take it to the top of the country music charts??

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Xoxo, Sarah and Maggie