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The boys are back this week, and John Mango has won an award! First off, Barrett has his scariest guest yet in Major Ian Krankenhaus. Ian has pioneered the super tough extreme training regime for the army called Brain Training, and he's here to give the lowdown on what it's all about. Then, John takes us to Switzerland, where there has been a big breakthrough in Telepathic communication. Barrett has a question though, what's the point? Finally, Marty Boffkin calls in with some dirt about Bradley Cooper. Apparantly, he has a big mole on his backside that is affecting his confidence. Can John and Barrett help him whack-a-mole?