Zan updates Shawn on his friend request with Ana Chovy. She has not accepted his invitation yet. Shawn wants Zan to friend someone with a generic name in a remote place. Zan decides he is going to friend another Shawn Oram. Zan reads a quote about home and school humor from 1946. Zan tells a story about when his dad’s car was broken in to. They stole everything except his cheap cologne and his CDs. Zan wonders if a similar thing has happened on a battlefield. Shawn and Zan talk about how an injured soldier may have had a picture of his girlfriend in his pocket and a German soldier rifles through his pockets and leaves the picture because she wasn’t cute enough. Shawn wonders if he is too old to be drafted. Zan says it would be cool if there was an officers lounge on the battlefield that both sides officers could hang out at. Zan says he would be an officer and a gentleman.