***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Mr. Clean’s tragic degeneration into filth and pooping his pants in a nursing home; Annoying people who don’t tell you things and then want you to guess over and over, even though they know you’ll never get it; The sheer mastery of making absolutely nothing irresistibly fascinating; Repeatedly scalding himself on his Coaster Toaster (or is it Toaster Coaster?); Reminding Slave-wife she’s a slave when she gets uppity and forgets; The choicest cut of rat meat - for connoisseurs with a distinguished palette; TechnoTard selfishly missing the show because she felt sick; Mexican punctuation - an inspiration for the whimsical; Sinead O’Connor’s homeless shelter concert series and the grand fecal finale

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Complains about feeling trapped in his 80% bodily functions gimmick, yet compulsively continues to milk that joke’s dry teat; Transports his listeners to a parallel dimension where he’s actually happy (and everyone else is miserable); Talks to Boone Ryder who, quite annoyingly, won’t stop lusting after Slave-wife (what’s new?); Exposes the hypocrisy of world-famous mega-mascot Mr. Coffee; Gets taunted by a washed-up rock star who calls him out - and she’s right; Is forced to put all characters on silent mode when they get raucously out of control; Revels in the creative freedom of knowing this episode will never see the light of day; Gets a visit from his Inner Critic and decides to post the episode just to show the pompous nay-sayer who’s boss

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***