We're back from vacation and diving straight into the chaos of modern gaming and brutal work weeks. Join us as we stress out over Rockstar's console-first release strategy for GTA 6, debate whether the newly announced Steam Machine price tag is a total bummer or worth every penny, and try to decode some literal Egyptian hieroglyphics at our day jobs. Plus, we talk Hazbin Hotel lore, why great shows actually need to end, and a wild World War II history fact involving an American dentist, Japanese dentures, and secret Morse code. Grab your lunch and let's get into it!