Pet names, band names, newspapers, websites, student government, students, governments. We charge on with student guesthood by talking to the (plausible) future president of the United States and the (possible) future editor of the New York Times. That’s L’Eunice Faust and Will Gordon and that’s something to brag about. Thanks to soon-to-be graduating Renan and soon-to-be-sophomore Michelle for producing; credit to A Tribe Called Quest and Fun/Jepsen.