Save some room for the Holy Spirit and crack open a cold one on Arnold Schwarzenegger’s waxy jawbone. While you’re at it, step into the ALFophatic way and eat a cat while giving us four.

Discussion Starters: Prom chaperone techniques, Promophones, Adam and Eve belly buttons, long convo about Progressive Christians, cataphatic way and ALF/apophatic way, bricks and springs, 30 year old prom date, how to ask a Christian to prom.