***IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL TALKS ABOUT...***

Gay neighbors Larry and Shea’s full-package penis collection; Whether it’s legal to set a cup of tea on his Mr. Coffee Toaster Coaster, Coaster Toaster; How his head is like a nightmare girlfriend that he can’t break up with; Humanity’s yummiest addiction; The tremendous importance of human connection; Bad listeners upon whom his comedic genius is wasted; Licking letters and the lost art of envelop-a-lingus; His first-hand experience living as a vagina-loving gay man; Mothers who lie to their ugly daughters about being pretty

***IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, IN THIS EPISODE INTERNATIONAL ALSO...***

Makes half-baked jokes because he lacks the energy to finish them; Ends his 80% bodily functions gimmick, then instantly regrets killing his best bit ever; Declares that content is not king and crowns the new king (tune in to find out what that is); Enacts a charming scene of pre-sex consentual interplay that sadly results in blue-balls and hurt feelings; Gets a visit from a world-famous mega-mascot that you know - this is big; Wonders about the sexual preferences of his recording equipment; Revokes ‘Merica FY’s gold merit star for making a terribly unfunny joke

***AND SO MUCH MORE, IT’S CRAZY!!!***